1. Even though I grew up in the 80s, I know nothing about the 80s
2. Maybe that’s why I like 311’s cover of the Cure’s “Love Song” better than the original. I know - the blasphemy!
3. I obsessively look up old sitcom actors on imdb.com to make sure they still have some way of supporting themselves.
4. I refuse to eat soft tacos – only crispy/crunchy ones.
5. I pretend to like Radiohead because I know I should, but I really can’t stand their music. It’s sad, but I only appreciate “Creep” which as we all know is not real Radiohead.

6. I have no clue why guys would be attracted to Kirsten Dunst.
7. I always ask to see a guy’s ID before I will make out with him. Yes, even at a bar or a club.
8. I used to have a strange crush on Gary Sinise.
9. Otherwise, I have never really had crushes on celebrities. At least, I never had posters of any hanging up in my room.
10. My father refrigerates all food regardless of whether it needs to be. This drives me nuts.

11. I wear sunblock at all times – even at night. I tan very easily.
12. I want to walk down the aisle to Tool’s “Stinkfist”. I may compromise by having a string quartet play it rather than have the actual CD playing.
13. At my wedding reception, I think it would be funny to give each guest a number to put on his/her back. Then we could have a dance off. If you dance badly, I would call your number out and ask you to leave the floor.
14. Maybe these are reasons why I am not getting married anytime soon.
15. I am very ticklish – even my knees are ticklish.

16. My best pick up line ever was “Blehblehbah”. This was said as I approached various guys at a bar super drunk. Then again, I think they just thought “Super drunk girl, yes!”
17. I may talk a lot about hookups, but I rarely do it. I’m very discriminating.
18. I never get beer goggles.
19. I am suspicious of men who list dance/trance/house music as their favorite music.
20. I am even more suspicious of men who claim to write poetry.

21. I’ve never broken a bone.
22. I can swim, but I can’t tread water.
23. I have an unhealthy love for iPod like products. I have two iPods.
24. I am very judgmental of others, but if it’s any consolation, I am most judgmental of myself.
25. Until recently, I always thought “hare lip” was spelled “hair lip”. Now it makes a lot more sense.

26. When I was in high school, I worked at a doctor’s office where the nurse’s husband had left her for a man. Their son had a hare lip. I’m sure those two facts aren’t related, but #25 reminded me of it.
27. I could eat sushi everyday – that and McDonald’s, but I don’t.
28. I am instantly attracted to people who I can make laugh.
29. If I am angry with you or if I dislike you, I’m not going to hide it.
30. No one knows my true birth date. I find that disconcerting.

31. I put my right sock on before the left one.
32. I think my best physical features are my hands.
33. I love watching bar/club brawls. If I hear there’s a fight, I’ll run towards it.
34. One of my biggest pet peeves is when girls refer to their boyfriends or husbands as “the boy”.
35. Maybe that’s why I’m perpetually single.

36. I dislike foods that are totally enclosed like chicken pot pies or burritos or tomatoes.
37. I hate anything sci-fi. I hate anime even more.
38. I have horrible taste in TV shows.
39. I love all things red.
40. I’ve had LASIK surgery. It’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

41. I secretly wish I was a go-go dancer or a cheerleader for a NFL team.
42. I don’t like when people tell me I look like my mother because I look like my father, dammit!
43. People who hate SUVs piss me off. I’m sure the feeling is mutual.
44. I used to laugh a lot (that’s not to say I don’t laugh now) and would get demerits in school for falling out of my seat from laughing so much.
45. I’ve never done any illegal drugs, and sometimes I wonder whether that means I have no street cred.

46. I hate when people use the phrase “or whatnot”. It sounds pretentious and ignorant at the same time.
47. I swear a lot – mostly around children – unintentionally of course.
48. I’m not a fan of Indian food.
49. My mom fed me a lot of Twinkies as a child. The thought of them now is gross to me.
50. Funny, I’ve been called a Twinkie too.

51. I am really bad on a first date because in my attempt to seem nonchalant and cool, I come across as really bored and annoyed.
52. I hardly ever discuss politics because people never seem to want to discuss fascism.
53. I don’t watch the news, but I do read both “Newsweek” and “Time” cover to cover every week.
54. The first time I went snowboarding, I ran into a fence, broke it and landed in the ski lift area. I promptly stood up and got onto the ski lift to try again.
55. I find it hard making small talk with really handsome guys I meet for the first time. I end up talking about stupid things like how I love fried chicken.

56. I run 5 miles a day regardless of how busy I am.
57. I have issues with fruit. Besides not really liking fruit, I can’t eat fruit that has not been bought by me from a grocery store. That is, I don’t consume fruit in restaurants, delis, fruit trays at parties, etc. I think the thought of the fruit sitting out for too long and the tendency for fruit to spoil easily creep me out.
58. I dislike soft serve ice cream. It reminds me of being poor for some irrational reason.
59. I referred to my father as “Bobby” until the age of 3. His name is not Bobby.
60. I make it a practice not to date any guy whose name starts with a “J”.

61. Why is Good Charlotte so popular?
62. I once told a woman who complained about the store’s bra she bought not fitting her right that maybe it wasn’t the bra that was the problem. Maybe the problem is her breasts. She actually hesitated and gave that some thought.
63. In kindergarten, I had a friend named Kristin whose parents were filthy rich. She used to let me borrow stuff like 50 jelly bracelets. When I moved, I didn’t give them back to her. I told her I’d lost them. I’ve never lost sleep over this.
64. When I get scared while watching a horror movie or when people say mean things, I hold onto my earlobes.
65. I think German chocolate cake and pecan pie are gross. Separately or together.

66. I contemplate getting a belly button piercing or a lower back tattoo everyday. Then, I remember I’m not 16.
67. I’m clumsy. I fall over nothing all the time.
68. I believe in ghosts. I haven’t seen one yet, but I think it’s better to believe in them to not piss them off.
69. I always choose an aisle seat on a plane. I want to be able to get up and use the restroom whenever I want.
70. On a plane, I stress over whether to wake up the sleeping stranger next to me when the food cart comes by.

71. In high school, I wasn’t allowed to attend any homecoming dances or any proms. Now whenever I see a mum, I weep a little inside. Not really.
72. I don’t enjoy “The Simpsons”. I know, what is wrong with me?? I think I just don’t like other yellow people.
73. I get carsick only if I sit in the backseat behind the driver.
74. I was so clueless about anything sexually related that in college, I had to ask my friend Josephine what “spooning” was.
75. One time my friend Andrea convinced me to go to a Donna the Buffalo concert in NYC. When I met one of her friends there, he asked whether I’d been to the Buffalo before, I replied “No, NYC is the only city I’ve been to in the state of New York. I hear Buffalo is really cold”. I’m dumb.

76. Coconut is gross.
77. Toffee is good.
78. I don’t drink coffee because when I was 4, my mother made me chug black coffee for whining so much.
79. My younger sister is taller than me.
80. I want to open a restaurant called “Just Bacon”. Every entrée would incorporate bacon in some way. Desserts will be tricky, but I’m up for the challenge.

81. When I meet someone who tells me he/she is from New Hampshire, the small talk stops there. I don’t know anything about NH. Is NH known for anything in particular?
82. I’m both narcissistic and insecure.
83. I used to like the idea of karaoke until I realized “Oh yeah, I can’t sing”.
84. I have a weird sense of humor. In my high school current events class, I always chose morbid or politically incorrect news stories to share, and then I’d laugh hysterically.
85. The only B I ever got in high school was in my physics class. I thought I would never get into college because of it.

86. For some reason, I never notice people’s eye colors.
87. Mine are dark brown.
88. I've never been to a NFL game.
89. I've never been to Canada.
90. I have been to Mexico. There's a picture of me riding a donkey in Tijuana when I was three. I need to find it.

91. I don't enjoy theme parks like Disneyworld, Disneyland, Sea World, Six Flags, etc. I think it's a combination of the heat and the filthiness of people.
92. I love rollercoasters though.
93. The White Stripes used to scare me because, you know, they are really pale and claimed to be brother and sister, but they were really former spouses. Anyway, that all changed when I heard "Hello Operator" and "Seven Nation Army".
94. I absolutely fear bathroom humor or when people discuss bodily functions. Maybe it's because I was potty trained too early? At least, that's what Freud would say or something.
95. Wet Hot American Summer is super funny and good.

96. Lost in Translation is neither. I really didn't care for it at all. I'm sorry. I know I'm supposed to.
97. I'm very impulsive when it comes to emotions.
98. I once burned my inner thigh with phenol. That taught me you shouldn't be wearing short shorts in a lab.
99. I once asked a guy I just met to stop jerking his face because it was freaking me out. He told me he had Tourette's. Boy did I look insensitive.
100. I can raise an eyebrow, but I can't roll my tongue.